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And the Grammy goes to ……. Demshitz ?!?!

The Grammy Awards have nothing to do with kayaking, and no the Dems haven’t come out with the “Brown” album, yet. However I managed to boof through the front door, infiltrate the Hollywood elite, and bring some “low-class” to an otherwise highbrow event.

I think they knew I was from Tennessee

"I'd like to thank God, brown, and all the stouts that got me here"

Like Batman’s signal in the sky, the raised brownclaw attracts kayakers anywhere

the talent loves demshitz

I did find that musicians make a lot more money than kayakers, based in the number of Bentleys, Lambourginis, and limos. I think the trade off is fair though, I doubt they get to boat and experience the places we do on a regular basis.