{"id":11741,"date":"2012-02-16T22:17:07","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T22:17:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/?p=11741"},"modified":"2012-02-16T22:17:07","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T22:17:07","slug":"and-the-grammy-goes-to-demshitz-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/and-the-grammy-goes-to-demshitz-2\/","title":{"rendered":"And the Grammy goes to &#8230;&#8230;. Demshitz ?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Grammy Awards have nothing to do with kayaking, and no the Dems haven&#8217;t come out with the &#8220;Brown&#8221; album, yet. However I managed to boof through the front door, infiltrate the Hollywood elite, and bring some &#8220;low-class&#8221; to an otherwise highbrow event.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_11742\" style=\"width: 437px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/16\/and-the-grammy-goes-to-demshitz-2\/dcim101gopro-3\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11742\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11742\" class=\" wp-image-11742\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/GOPR07242-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"427\" height=\"317\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11742\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I think they knew I was from Tennessee<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_11743\" style=\"width: 412px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/16\/and-the-grammy-goes-to-demshitz-2\/img_0725-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11743\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11743\" class=\" wp-image-11743 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_07251.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"402\" height=\"537\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_07251.jpg 558w, https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_07251-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 402px) 100vw, 402px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11743\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;I&#039;d like to thank God, brown, and all the stouts that got me here&quot;<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/16\/and-the-grammy-goes-to-demshitz-2\/img_0715-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11744\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-11744\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_07151-e1329423839483-1024x582.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"590\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_07151-e1329423839483-1024x582.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_07151-e1329423839483-300x170.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Like Batman&#8217;s signal in the sky, the raised brownclaw attracts kayakers anywhere<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_11760\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/16\/and-the-grammy-goes-to-demshitz-2\/img_07261\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11760\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11760\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-11760\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_07261-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_07261-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/IMG_07261.jpg 745w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11760\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">the talent loves demshitz<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I did find that musicians make a lot more money than kayakers, based in the number of Bentleys, Lambourginis, and limos. I think the trade off is fair though, I doubt they get to\u00c2\u00a0boat and experience the places we do on a regular basis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Grammy Awards have nothing to do with kayaking, and no the Dems haven&#8217;t come out with the &#8220;Brown&#8221; album, yet. However I managed to boof through the front door, infiltrate the Hollywood elite, and bring some &#8220;low-class&#8221; to an otherwise highbrow event. Like Batman&#8217;s signal in the sky, the raised brownclaw attracts kayakers anywhere &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link block-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/and-the-grammy-goes-to-demshitz-2\/\">Continue reading &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":140,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-paddler-lifestyle-articles"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9tk9G-33n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/140"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11741"}],"version-history":[{"count":39,"href":"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11785,"href":"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11741\/revisions\/11785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pyranha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}